Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word
itself: "Mankind." Basically, it's made up of two separate words -
"mank" and "ind." What do these words mean?  It's a mystery, and
that's why so is mankind.


Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his
head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.


When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if
they ever press charges.


Don't keep a negative attitude, such as "I will not succeed, I will not
succeed." Instead, keep a positive attitude: "I WILL fail.  I WILL fail."