Clues for Individuals

1. If you're bidding on a job for UPS, don't send your bid by FedEx.

2. If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem
cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button.

3. No matter how much data you add to your laptop, it will not get
heavier.

4. A bad place to store your emergency backup diskette is on the
underside of your desk drawer, secured by a large magnet.

5. It's okay to use the Polaroid Land Camera on a boat.

6. When the PC says, "Insert diskette #2," don't do it immediately.
Remove disk #1 first, even if you're sure you can make them both
fit in there.